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Thursday 21 August, 2008
 16:08 | 20/Jul/2007 |  13 Comment(s)
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hathi ...........re hathi kabhi dekha hai kya?

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......
now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will
become blue.....then u will
kill him with the blue bandook.....
Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes
red...then u will give him
posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will
killl him with the blue
bandook....
Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n
turns yellow....n then
make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u
guessed it
right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot
him with the blue
bandook.......
Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think......
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya?

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