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hathi ...........re hathi kabhi dekha hai kya?
How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......
now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will
become blue.....then u will
kill him with the blue bandook.....
Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes
red...then u will give him
posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will
killl him with the blue
bandook....
Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n
turns yellow....n then
make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u
guessed it
right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot
him with the blue
bandook.......
Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya?
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WATERMELON CURRY Ingredients: 1/4 large watermelon ? cubed seeded
1 1/2 tsp red chilli powder
pinch turmeric powder
1/2 tsp coriander powder
1 tsp garlic paste
salt
2 tbsp oil
1/4 tsp cumin seeds
1 tsp shredded ginger
2 tsp lime juice
sugar to taste
Garnish
roasted melon seeds
Method: Puree 1/4 of the melon to make juice. Add chilli, turmeric, coriander, garlic and salt.
Heat oil, toss in cumin seeds followed by ginger. Stir for about 10 seconds and pour in the melon juice. boil for 5 minutes.
Add sugar to taste if required.
Sharpen with limejuice.
Stir in watermelon pieces. Simmer for 3 minutes. Season and serve garnished with melon seeds.
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SAY NO TO JUNK FOOD ; GOOD WISHES FOR YOUR HEALTH
Todays generation is more or less a junk food generation we can say. It is injurious for health we know all this thing. There are many things which we eat in our daily life due to unawareness of its side-effect. However we need a firm determination to remove the bad food habit we have so that we can lead a healthy and happy life.
What are Junk Foods?
Breads pastry, biscuits, breakfast cereals, polished (white) rice, potatoes and potato products, parsnips and pasta.
Homogenised and pasteurised milk, cheeses, yoghurts and in fact any milk products. It is believed by many researchers that processed milk products can cause cancer and other problems. If you want these in your life then it is possible to obtain what is known as organic raw milk products. They are not perfect, but I believe they are much healthier than the processed types.
All Fruit Juices from shops are pasteurised and should be avoided. There is no such thing as fresh squeezed juice from a shop. Gasp... you mean they tell lies? Yes, they at least mislead you. Small amounts of juice that you have made fresh from the fruit are acceptable. It is much better to eat the full fruit.
It is difficult to list every junk food, but basically anything that is processed in a factory and then repackaged in boxes, bottles, or cartons. Frozen fresh is 2nd best to fresh. Tinned is a poor 3rd because of the high temperatures they are subject to in preparation.
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HARRY POTTER
Universal Studios is opening up a Harry Potter theme park in Florida complete with the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Forbidden Forest and Hogsmeade village.....its good to know......that people can experience the feeling of such a world full of miracles and magic by paying few bucks only...indeed creativity is a miracle in itself. J.K.rowling has given a new theme of imgination to many people all over the world thats why harry potter is more famous than legendry heroes of any country. The epics, stories of gods and goddess and other traditional stories are one step back than the stories of harry potter in popularity. The grip and impact of these stories is equally on children and youth all over the world. Every body wants to be a part of it. ..............
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jina yaha
Career Song - The 8 stages
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...
8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!!! 
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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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ONLY FOUND IN AMERICA
Only found in AmericaOnly in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
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ENGLISH IS CRAZY
English is really crazyThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.
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DEFINING THE AMERICANS
Defining the AmericansWe yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.
We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.
We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.
Americans get scared to death if we vote a billion dollars for education, then are unconcerned when we find out we are spending three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.
We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner".
We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.
We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild.
We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.
We are the only people in the world who will pay $.50 to park our car while eating a $.25 sandwhich.
We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.
We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power.
We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.
We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.
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marriage jokes
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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